I sent this letter out in the mail today.
Dear Yoplait,
Enclosed with this letter is a foil topper for a Mixed Berries flavored Yoplait yogurt. I never thought that a little yogurt could have so much influence on my life like the yogurt this foil topper covered did. My wife and I eat yogurt almost daily and I would conservatively say that Yoplait accounts for a good 70% of our yogurt consumption.
Unfortunately, I cannot say that the influence I alluded to before has been ‘good’. The only adjectives that properly describe my relationship with this particular yogurt are in the realm of embarrassment, disgust, and mild nausea. Allow me to expand on this thought.
It is Monday morning and I am at work. Being as it is Monday, I have left several important things at my home making work difficult. It is time for a meeting. The meeting is thankfully, a casual meeting. I still make sure to grab a snack for this meeting as I often do – my metabolism requires my body to refuel often. Our discussion is underway now; I believe we are talking about marketing a website. I courageously dip my large spoon into my Yoplait yogurt, slip it into my awaiting mouth, and swallow. The human body has unique reactions to unpleasant tastes and smells. It isn’t until I swallow my large bite of yogurt that my brain finally processes that something bad has just happened. Memories get hazy but I blurt something about my yogurt being expired with a distorted face. Being sufficiently humbled, I leave the room to sounds of laughter and reminders not to throw out the yogurt in my coworker’s trash bins. Going the outside dumpster proves to be beneficial, the fresh outside air allows me to settle my stomach.
I have not had a Yoplait yogurt since this event. Perhaps it is a silly lack of courage. What are the odds of getting another bad yogurt? My conscience says to me that I should avoid Yoplait at all costs. I am more inclined to listen to my conscience over reason. Embarrassment, disgust, and mild nausea are difficult memories to forget.
Finally, I make a plea to the quality control experts at Yoplait and General Mills, lest I sound like an asinine complaint. The expiration date on my yogurt was over a month away and still my yogurt was bad. My simple request is that Yoplait only make and ship ‘good’ yogurt.
Thank you,
Loren Verville
P.S. After discussing my yogurt with my wife I have learned that her Yoplait yogurt which came from the same multipack as mine had a ‘funny flavor’. My wife chose to eat hers as the flavor was only questionable and not disgusting. Other yogurts in the multipack were fine, although we have not eaten the remaining 4 yogurts. Just a note.